My Secret Love Affair!
dear reader i have a confession to make. after 19 years of marriage i am having an illicit affair with another - his name is Kristopher Krups.
i know i shouldn't be, but i just can't help myself so i feel i must tell you the full story.
it was just a very ordinary day no different to any other. i was in town. as i was gaily trotting along doing my christmas shopping i saw him for the very first time and wham! it was love at first sight.
i stopped in my tracks. as i gazed at him in all his glory through the shop window, he winked at me. i noticed how smart he looked in his vibrant red shirt. i said 'how handsome you look.' 'thank you' said he. he replied 'you look beautiful in your peacock-blue hat and jacket.' 'why thankyou' said i. he told me his name was Kristopher Klups. i told him my name was collagegypsy.
before i knew what i was doing i went into the shop to have a closer look at him. i ran my hands over his well-defined shoulders, he flexed his muscles for me.
we were instantly attracted to one another. i gave him a flirtatious look, he showed me his package.
we carried on chatting for a while. i knew he liked me because i was being given the green light.
i decided there and then that we must never be parted so i took him home with me.
ever since that fateful day, every afternoon when everybody is out at work or college, Mr Klups makes mad passionate love to me!
we spend a wonderful hour flirting across the coffee cups chatting and enjoying each others company before everybody returns home.
i don't know how long this illicit love affair will go on for, but i can truthfully say that at this moment in time Mr Klups is pressing all the right buttons!!!